Birthday Poem

It's my birthday and it's true

that I want a kangaroo

and a giant pie

that can float into the sky

I think it's kinda sad that my

whole rooms painted plaid

oh and I want a dog named Vlad

I wish I was a balloon so if I was popped

I would make a loud BOOM

and maybe a race car

so I can drive down to the park

so will someone tell me why I got socks

instead.